Cult Member - Long Sleeve T-Shirt walnut creek Counting blueberries per muffin is

Counting blueberries per muffin is not madness

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text reads "I FOUND THIS HUMERUS

Arched golden-tan text reads "COLORADO STATE LEAGUE" above "ESTD" and "1898" flanking a vintage cartoon miner in a hat and overalls

Dark red cursive script reads "Damiano" alongside olive-green blocky uppercase text reading "Mr

Cult Member - Long Sleeve T-Shirt walnut creek Counting blueberries per muffin isSlapping "Cult Member" in cheerful vintage cursive on a baseball tee is the clothing equivalent of a kidnapper driving an ice cream truck. Everyone's in a cult now anyway, so at least this one has merch. The Details: Distressed white retro cursive script reads "Cult Member" in rounded, bubbly 1970s style letterforms. A decorative swoosh underline extends beneath the text, styled like a vintage baseball team logo with weathered texture throughout. Fit