Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws Orange elliptical border frames a

Orange elliptical border frames a distressed green dragon head illustration with red tongue

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

orbital ring

Distressed white block text reads "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE" in uppercase sans-serif lettering

Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws Orange elliptical border frames aMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow