Safety Third Fire - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

Sho'nuff announcing he's got something real for you is less a threat and more a public service announcement from the self-appointed Shogun of Harlem

with a cancellation policy nobody survives

and crossed baseball bats

Safety Third Fire - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Patriotic firecrackers exist solely asRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all