Feeding Mosquitoes Since Birth - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrocomputer being insufferable at parties

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Red script text reading "Duke Snider" sits across a large distressed white baseball with red stitching details

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Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

Feeding Mosquitoes Since Birth - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrocomputer being insufferable at partiesMosquitoes treat some people like a heritage buffet that's been in the family for generations. Decades of involuntary blood donation finally got the craft brewery logo it deserves. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings, legs, and proboscis rendered in a vintage engraving style. Smaller white script text reads "Since" and "Birth" flanking the mosquito