Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt pen argyl Inspired by Porky's

Inspired by Porky's

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Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt pen argyl Inspired by Porky'sBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit