The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A black and white sailboat

A black and white sailboat illustration sits beside bold black text reading "ROLLER RINK

White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text reading "TEDDY BOOZEVELT

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Arched distressed light blue text reads "SANTA ROSA" above a cartoon pirate mascot with a black tricorn hat

The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A black and white sailboatRumsfield treating a cul de sac like a forward operating base is the most honest portrayal of retired military energy ever filmed. Art bringing a cooler to a stakeout proves paranoia pairs best with snacks. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic book style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson, Art Weingartner, and Lt. Mark Rumsfield. Bold yellow and pink block text reads