Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt hollywood Bold white italic uppercase text

Bold white italic uppercase text below reads "FART LOADING

Playing piano with skeletal fingers is less about technique and more about keeping your hands attached through the second movement

Get ready to jingle all the way with our "Rock Around the Christmas Tree" shirt

Curved white uppercase text reads "SURVIVING PURELY OUT OF SPITE" arching over a 1950s EC Comics-style illustration of a green-skinned zombie woman with wide staring eyes

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt hollywood Bold white italic uppercase textReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with