Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex T-Shirt sports Elegant white script reads "Desert

Elegant white script reads "Desert Air" above two overlapping organic shapes in muted red and olive green

Iowa carried that tradition with pride in an era when every city's diamond meant something real

A white pillow illustration sits behind large bold text reading "NAP" in the center

A large white woodcut-style illustration of a kraken fills the center

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Unisex T-Shirt sports Elegant white script reads "DesertSanta's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve. Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department. The Details: Cream script text reads "Bitch Better Have My" above large bold decorative lettering reading "Cookies" in cream. A vintage posterized illustration of Santa Claus holding a chocolate chip cookie appears in muted red,