I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Somewhere a sign painter got

Somewhere a sign painter got paid in free skate passes and honestly came out ahead

Brown bamboo-style rectangular border surrounds bold red retro script reading "Tropicana Lanes

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I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Somewhere a sign painter gotFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red