Mele Kalikimaka - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "ROWDY BURNS" above the bold white number "51" flanked by red horizontal lines

Arched distressed red serif text reads "RUSHMORE" above a vintage red illustration of two wrestlers grappling in a classic stance

Curved white uppercase text reads "SURVIVING PURELY OUT OF SPITE" arching over a 1950s EC Comics-style illustration of a green-skinned zombie woman with wide staring eyes

Digital illustration depicts Julius and Vincent Benedict sitting side by side in light blue button-up shirts and khaki pants

Mele Kalikimaka - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white text readsPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads