I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw " A distressed golden-yellow illustration

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Rounded lowercase lettering in a retro 1970s groovy typeface reads "how you lichen me now

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Buddy Revell diversifying into retail brass knuckles is the most logical career pivot for a guy whose entire reputation was built on parking lot diplomacy

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw " A distressed golden-yellow illustrationPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU