Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal offer him a cheeseburger or

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Alamo Freeze T-Shirt - Odessa

a large auburn afro-style mass of hair on top

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal offer him a cheeseburger orEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads