Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football CA 90630 (714) 995-5442" in

CA 90630 (714) 995-5442" in a clean sans-serif style

Red script cursive text reads "Del Rio" beside vertical white lines with red bowling pin silhouettes arranged between them

Black script text reads "Bowl and Dine" above small black lowercase "at" and a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mid-century modern bowling alley with a sweeping gold sail-like roof

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football CA 90630 (714) 995-5442" inErwin A. Beyer put his whole government name on a roller rink flyer like he was signing a treaty with God. Somehow "SKATE, it's great" remains the most honest advertising copy ever written. The Details: Rounded corner pink label with blue and white text reads "SKATE!" at top, with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid stride among scattered dots. Text reads "it's great!" and "ON 'CHICAGO' SKATES" at center.