Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black and honestly that tracks

and honestly that tracks

Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines

stick arms and legs

and black shows him wearing round sunglasses and a porkpie hat

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black and honestly that tracksParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming