Blinking White Guy T-Shirt Color:Heather Slate • Blank product sourced from

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20% polyester• Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face• Fabric weight: 9

Every year someone meets a bearded man in a red suit and assumes he’s here to deliver toys

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Blinking White Guy T-Shirt Color:Heather Slate • Blank product sourced fromSome statements do not need a rebuttal. They need a blink. The Blinking White Guy T Shirt turns the internets classic confused reaction meme into a clean three panel graphic tee for meetings, group chats, news alerts, political takes, corporate announcements, and every moment where reality needs a second to explain itself. It is soft, lightweight, and easy to wear. More importantly, it says wait, what? without forcing you to say anything at all.