Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy " in matching graffiti lettering

" in matching graffiti lettering

Surviving a parachute-free skydive is just a Tuesday for a henchman whose dental work could chew through steel cables

This one carried you somewhere else entirely

flanked by a cyan boombox

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy " in matching graffiti letteringMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork