Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow White cursive text reads "Cocktails"

White cursive text reads "Cocktails" beside white uppercase sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Distressed white text reads "GRAND CENTRAL BOWL" beside a vintage cartoon bowler in teal and white atop a large orange bowling lane shape

fills the center beside white script reading "Canton

pure perfection achieved at age eight

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow White cursive text reads "Cocktails"Boating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below