Right Turn Clyde - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text below reads "SIC BALLS

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

A high-contrast posterized portrait of Ben Richards in white ink with red splatter accents across the face fills the center

Arched hand-lettered text reading "CLEVELAND'S" tops a gold circular emblem with black line art depicting a woman in a ruffled skirt and roller skates

Right Turn Clyde - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Bold distressed white block textPhilo's passenger side enforcer requires zero explanation and accepts no apologies. One muttered command turns any roadside confrontation into a physics lesson about fist meeting face. Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose. The Details: Tan bubble letters in a groovy 1970s typeface arch across the top reading "Right Turn." A halftone illustration depicts an orangutan with shaggy hair, rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns. Bold tan