If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_lebowski reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR

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Red block text reads "DUDE" centered beneath

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Distressed white block text below reads "HAGERSTOWN

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_lebowski reading "SAVE THE NECK FORGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.