Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt western White and dark text along

White and dark text along the lower perimeter reads "56 AUTOMATIC AMF LANES" and "4071 E

Bold white block text below reads "I'D HIT THAT

" followed by black block text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

White text reads "AIN'T NO MASTERS HERE DUDE

Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt western White and dark text alongTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the