They're All Up to Something Right Einstein T-Shirt | Science Conspiracy Humor Size:M Contains no actual cosmic energy

Contains no actual cosmic energy

Graduate students sustaining themselves on equal parts caffeine and power chords

" providing appropriate recognition for professionals who spend their careers mediating disputes between atoms that have fundamentally different opinions about sharing electrons

but we're definitely operating several abstraction layers above vanilla JavaScript developers who still think global variables are an acceptable state management solution

They're All Up to Something Right Einstein T-Shirt | Science Conspiracy Humor Size:M Contains no actual cosmic energyDescription Channel your inner scientific skeptic with our "THEY'RE ALL UP TO SOMETHING RIGHT?" academic paranoia masterpiece because apparently someone looked at the global community of researchers, Nobel Prize winners, and people who've dedicated their lives to peer reviewed discovery and thought, "You know what? These folks with their fancy equations and reproducible results are definitely plotting something more sinister than just understanding