Researcher Baseball Cap | Professional Question-Asking Headwear cosmic anxiety tee Machine washable on cold (heat

Machine washable on cold (heat causes decoherence of the design's quantum properties)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (expansion rate may vary)

Gift-givers shopping for that friend whose patience with technological incompetence approaches sainthood

Warning: This shirt spontaneously increases in disorder

Researcher Baseball Cap | Professional Question-Asking Headwear cosmic anxiety tee Machine washable on cold (heatDescription Announce your professional dedication to asking "but why though?" with our sleek "RESEARCHER" baseball cap the perfect headwear for individuals who've made careers out of systematically poking the universe with increasingly sophisticated sticks to see what happens, then writing detailed reports about the poking process for people who prefer their curiosity pre digested and properly footnoted. This elegantly straightforward design lets the