Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL The Real Spencer specializes in

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Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL The Real Spencer specializes inThe Why Do My Balls Itch? t shirt feels less like clothing and more like a public access television meltdown that somehow got approved for mass production. Inspired by the deeply uncomfortable, low budget chaos of early 2000s absurdist comedy, this shirt captures the exact energy of a man standing motionless under fluorescent lighting asking a deeply personal question nobody wanted answered. Its awkward. Its loud. Its stupid in a very specific