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The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack But isn't that what raveIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids